Oh. Hey. How's it going?
What's that?
Oh...you're wondering why I'm lounging around drinking a martini and listening to Indie Rock?
It's because I'm cool.
That's why my sunglasses are on.
Oh? This? It's called a bathrobe and all the cool people wear them. Especially if they're terry cloth.
What do you mean gin or vodka? My martini is made with diet Coke. It's not shaken or stirred. I drink it straight up.
Of course, that's still a martini! Don't you see it in my super cool martini glass?
Oh. That's a sippy cup?
Damn.
Well, don't blow my cover, kids. The people over at Studio 30+ think I'm cool. I know, right? But, head on over there and check out my guest post today.
Then come back here and listen to Indie Rock with me.
What do you mean the Wiggles aren't Indie?
And because I'm super duper cool, I'm also over at Makes Fun today writing about laser levels. Because lasers are always cool.
3 comments:
I loved you at Studio 30+, it was a great post!!!!
wait, the Wiggles aren't Indie Rock? way to pop my balloon Mandy ;)
Oops! Sorry. They're...um...totally indie rock.
LOL...'Good save my friend" :)
TGIF
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