Eight Simple Rules

When Peryl at Parenting Ad Absurdum posted her list of Household Rules, I laughed.  Then, I thought...hmmm...I wonder what Joseph would say are our household rules.

Even more, I wonder how many of his rules jive with my rules.  After initially tell me that we don't have any rules (news to me) he decided to share Eight Simple Rules:

1.  When you use the bathroom, always close the door before Elizabeth can find you.

2.  Don't push little sister.

3.  Don't make little sister mad.

4.  Never let monsters come in and get Maggie.

5.  You can eat candy all day long and all night. (Oh really? Chad?)

6.  Brush your teeth so they don't fall out. But don't brush your eyeballs.

7.  Wash your hands.

8.  Mommy makes new rules.

So what are the rules in your house?