Oh dear Lord. Seriously, people. When you see a pregnant woman waddle her way down the gardening aisle, holding the hand of a red-headed three-year-old who is asking for a cactus "PUH-leeeeese", tackle her. (Gently, of course.) Take her immediately to a gardening intervention and, above all else, do not release her until she has taken an oath against buying more vegetable (or fruit) plants.
That's right, dear readers, I bought two more Topsy Turveys and am the proud owner of two Boston pickling cucumbers and two more yellow squashes.
I place the blame for this bout of gardening madness squarely on the shoulders of my gardening group. At this point, I'm almost embarrassed to even list all that is growing in our tiny yard.
(Actually, I'm quite frightened as to what's going to happen once summer hits.)
2 comments:
Invest in shade cloth......you can buy it by the ft at all gardening places. Everyone uses shade cloth in the summer to protect from sun. Get at least 75% shade.
I want to see photos of all this gardening madness!
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