Election Day

I think I'm ready...

• Wearing red, white and blue. Check.
• Flag pin. Check.
• Election Day muffin madness. Check.
• Bottle of champagne for victory. Check.
• Bottle of whisky for defeat. Check.
• Ballot submitted. Check.
• Poll results website bookmarked. Check.
• Tums for today's ulcer. Check.
• Book on 12-step program for tomorrow. Check.

Yep. I'm ready. And do you want to know what really makes me a nerd? I'm this way every two years.

Now go vote, if you haven't already.