Negative Spiral

The Universe has a twisted sense of humor.

Last weekend, I noticed a tickle in my throat. A tiny tickle, but a tickle nonetheless. By Sunday, it had progressed to a coughing, sneezing, congested cold. And, because of that wicked sense of humor, vertigo.

Vertigo caused by sinus issues is a family tradition. From what I can tell, my sinuses drain and mess with my inner ear, making the room appear to tilt and tip and spin. I stand up. I fall down. I try to walk. I fall down.

And, because I'm me, I get motion sick.

From the room spinning.

So, I do what I can and take Dramamine and DayQuil, hoping the room will right itself and my stomach will settle.

All of this to say that even though I've finally got internet, I'm too drugged to compose a coherent post.

On the plus side, I have a really sexy voice.

Even if it does sound a little like Barry White.