Oh Say Can I See...

Guess what?

No...I haven't won the lottery.

Yet.

I have a corneal ulcer.  Random and weird.  Or maybe not, since I wear extended wear contact lenses.

Reason #2438 why I want laser surgery.

It's making things that I love to do - reading, blogging, watching movies, making crafts, sewing, wasting time on facebook - difficult at best, headache inducing at worst.

I guess that means that I'll need to find more things to do that don't require intense sight concentration.  Things like:

• Go for walks.
• Go swimming.
• Paint my living room.
• Work in the garden.
• Cleaning house.  (HAHAHAH! Riii-iiight.)
• Cooking from scratch.
• Finger painting with the kids.
• Playing with play dough.

 Anyone have any other suggestions?  It's going to be a long summer without my books.

Chad suggested wearing an eye patch while I read.

Joseph agreed and said I could be Pirate Mommy.

Cue booty jokes.

I had to break the news to my boys that that's just not a good idea.