Today, I am my mother. I have said all of the following:
"There are children in the world who are starving. They wouldn't complain that their quesadilla is broken."
"Because I said so."
"It's not burned. It's just well done."
"Keep whining and I'll have to sell you to the gypsies."
And my personal favorite...
"If you don't stop that crying, I'll give you something to cry about."
Not a stellar day in Mandyland. And it's only 12:30.
Here's to naptime, a better afternoon and a glass of wine when Chad gets home from work.
1 comment:
Oh my...quite a day!!! Soon your dadisms will also pervail...
"Don't make me stop this car!"
"Do you want me to give you something to cry about?"
And my personal favorite...
"Whatever it is, NO!"
Claudia
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