If I ever had to sit on a jury for the trial of a woman who attacked her husband with a bottle of Clorox spray and, when asked why she sprayed him within an inch of sanitization, she replied, "After I spent hours cleaning the counters, wiping down the stove, washing the cupboard doors, cleaning out the sink and doing dishes all while taking care of two small children, he came home and made a sandwich, splattering mustard across the counter, trailing crumbs over my freshly mopped floor and leaving dirty dishes in the sink."
If that ever happened, I'd have to vote not guilty in her assault trial.
Not that anything like that happened today. I'm just saying.
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