It's Magic!

Many moons ago, I fell in love. With the Magic Bullet.

For months, I regaled my friends and family with...

Nachos in 30 SECONDS!
Broccoli soup 1 MINUTE!
Pina Coladas in 15 SECONDS!
Omelets in 45 SECONDS!

At one point, Chad finally asked if we were ever eating anything again that was not pureed or started off pureed.

Over time, my poor little Magic Bullet bit the dust. (You thought I was going to say "bullet", didn't you?) I used that sucker to the point that I stripped the gears. Since our family was getting larger, I decided to advance to a food processor.

Then, today, while channel surfing, I came across the Bullet Express.

I'm in kitchen gadget, infomercial lust.

"Chad! Check this out! For only six payments of $19.95, we too can have a blender/food processor/juicer/mixer!"

"We already have a food processor."

"Yeah, but this one will do everything ours does, but without having to wash out the bowl!"

"We already have a blender."

"Yeah, a teeny, tiny one-person blender."

"You have a mixer."

"But it's a hand mixer. It doesn't mix pizza dough or bread dough."

"You don't bake."

"I would if I had the Bullet Express - the eight minute meal machine!"

"I'm hiding the credit cards."