What did he call me?

Joseph came running into the living room crying, "Mommy's a b*$#ch!"

"What did you say?!"

"Mommy! Be a b*$#ch!" I looked in shock at Joseph and frantically tried to figure out what he was actually saying. Becky called from the other room. "He's saying 'fish'." Ahhhh...

"Baby...say 'fffffffff'."

"Ffffff."

"Now say 'ish'."

"Ish."

"Fffffff-ish."

"B$#ch!"

*sigh* "Close enough, honey." I'll just have to remember to avoid conversations about fish while we're out and about.